Fifty Shades of Bullshit

I will start this off by fully admitting that I have not read the book, and after learning of its origins (it started out as a Twilight fan-fiction piece) I am quite glad for that.  What chaps my ass about this whole crazy right now is not that plenty of married men are getting laid more because of this (they should be concerned that it took a book like this to rekindle the bedroom fire) but that its available in pretty much any store that might sell paperbacks including Walmart (albeit online only as far as I can tell).  For anybody reading who might not know what this book about its essentially erotica in a nondescript cover targeted directly at women who were fans of the Twilight series.  Men traditionally have had to seek out seedy shops in pursuit of pornography, yet things have changed so much now that it can be picked up at the supermarket by most middle aged housewives.

Yet again the fact that there are two completely different sets of standards for men and women where anything is concerned becomes glaringly obvious as what amounts to hump-book that by most accounts is terribly written receives praise from what I can only guess are lonely female book critics who haven’t had a date let alone sex in so long that they will gladly lump words of praise on a book that appears to paint a very poor picture of the BDSM community.  While this isn’t some monumental slight its still infuriating to have women collectively decry men’s sexuality and consumption of pornography yet their preferred material is sold in every corner shop with a book shelf.

I may have a problem… with buying things.

So I think I might have developed an issue with buying things; I do it purely just to do it.  For instance I just bought a Lenovo B570 even though I already own an older Lenovo ThinkPad as well as an N-series Asus laptop (the one with the i7 and 5k series ATI video card).  It struck me that there was no point in buying the laptop, but I went ahead and did it anyway because I had the funds available.  I tried to rationalize it by saying I wanted something more portable than the Asus and more powerful than the ThinkPad, which this fits the bill on both accounts but still there was no real need for this laptop at all.  Another point to back this up was my purchase of a 2nd gen iPad a few months ago, I already had a Nook Color for reading books so there wasn’t much point to it in that respect and I already had two laptops but still I swiped that card and bought it anyway.

Sure I have some machinations for the devices that are no longer in usual use rotation such as giving my netbook one roommate, and the nook color to another since he reads a ton of eBooks these days (I think he is on his third or fourth read-through of the Game of Thrones series now).  However I haven’t went through with either of those moves yet mostly because I am lazy and partially because I don’t want to own up to my problem in front of others who will undoubtedly ask why I am willing to part with these devices.  I make enough money that its not that I’m being reckless in my spending (I even have savings in the bank) but I still spend frivolously and to be completely honest it really bothers me.  Prior to landing my current job I made an acceptable level of money and I was extremely conscious about my spending since I wasn’t flush with funds but had enough to enjoy things here and there however this new job a 100% pay raise and now I have enough expendable income that I can blow it on things like computers, firearms, and other random things without draining the bank account down to 0.

What bothers me about all this obviously is the change that more money brought on in me, now I think of amounts like 20$ as trivial where as before I was pinching every penny and making sure I made full use out of my money.  Sure I make sure to use the money I have to do nice things for others; I buy lunch or dinner often for the roommates and I always help my brother out when he is short on cash but it doesn’t change the fact that something most definitely changed in me.  Part of what really got me thinking about this was browsing some information on the minimalist lifestyle, living with the bare minimum of things be they clothes, computers, books or even actual living space.  I sat there paging through comments on various aspects of the lifestyle and was struck by just how little some of these people had as far as worldly possessions go; many of them could fit the entirety of their property inside a medium sized backpack and lived in spaces so small that I wouldn’t let an animal live there let alone a human.

The more I read the more I realized that some of these people were actually quite well off and weren’t living like this out of necessity but by choice alone.  Some were easily in the 120k a year club and had full time jobs that took them around the globe, yet they were living closer to the lifestyle of the poor in terms of the number of things they owned.  Sure there were lots of nice laptops and cell phones but those have become less of a luxury these days and more of a requirement with the way technology has invaded every aspect of our lives from work to play. Thinking about all this brought the question into my mind: what were they doing with all of this saved money that they had to have based on the minimalist lifestyle?  One common thing I have seen so far is that many travel the globe using their saved money, but even then for those that are making in excess of six digits a year I can’t see that using up the difference saved by living on a reduced possession plan.  Even in that case there has to be a fair amount of money saving up if they are living simply and traveling occasionally (how often can you really take several weeks off if you have a full time job?) and I can’t help but wonder what some of these folks do with it.

Based on a few days of reading pretty heavily on the topic I’ve come up with more questions than answers even as cliche as that sounds.  Are these people doing it out of self punishment because they feel guilty for having the money they do? Is it simply backlash from the age of prosperity and consumerism that has finally come home to roost?  Hell are they just plain out crazy?  Part of me would like to adopt the lifestyle, but after living in that mode not by choice but out of circumstance I’m not sure I could tell myself to let the money I have sit and live like a poor college student ever again.  Sure I may need to pair back the pile of junk I seem to have acquired, but I don’t see myself going hyper-minimalist like some anytime soon.

Youtube Ripping Made Easy

12-11-2014 – Updated bash script syntax to reflect usage of –youtube-skip-dash-manifest to keep errors down when doing bulk processed lists of videos.

There are plenty of annoying windows tools that claim to be able to properly rip audio from Youtube, however I don’t trust most of them any further than I can throw a car.  Here is a dirt simple guide to ripping audio on Linux, you could even accomplish it on a headless server if you really felt like it.

The center piece of this process is youtube-dl which is just a python script which takes care of all the work of pulling down and converting the files to mp3.  Go ahead and pull down the script, and drop it somewhere that you can access (check your $PATH variable depending on your distro of choice) and don’t forget to chmod +x the file so that its executable without first invoking the Python interpreter.  At this point you also want to make sure you have ffmpeg installed as that’s what does all the leg work for youtube-dl.  Once you have that out of the way lets look at a sample use of this program to figure out how to streamline things so you don’t have to type out a pile of arguments every time you want to pull down a file.

Fortunately the developers of this app didn’t go ape with cryptic command line arguments, pretty much everything there is self explanatory except for -l, which to save everyone the time of checking the –help output is to give it a litteral file name instead of the pseudo-random one that it derives from the youtube id string.  Now to simplify things even more, lets make a bash script called ‘ytdl’ in the same location you placed youtube-dl earlier.


Make the script executable and now all you have to do is invoke ytdl <youtubeurl> and it will kick off the process.  Background the process for bulk conversions or better yet if you really want to make things slick create a php front end for the whole thing (but make sure to password protect it) so you can pull down mp3s from youtube.  The one caveat is some videos don’t convert over to mp3 but mp4 or other strange formats that won’t work with this, at this point I don’t have a real fix for this but I’m sure one is in the works somewhere.