Disregard Females, Acquire Child Support Payments?

I really really try not to rant on here that often, but this one really does deserve it.  This story basically indicates that after a sexual encounter a woman is entitled to do whatever she wants with your sperm including impregnate herself and then sue you for child support and win.  Honestly this just reaffirms my stance that you simply cannot trust women at all because there are too many legal loopholes they can exploit to either financially exploit you or outright ruin your life (false rape charges for example).  Given that this went down in Chicago I really shouldn’t be surprised; the city has to be one of the most fucked up and corrupt in the entire nation.

Honestly at this point every man should be at least wary of this happening to him now that a legal precedent has been established, but honestly the only way to be 100% sure is to use multiple forms of contraception including a vasectomy, that way when some disgusting and decietful woman attempts to pull the baby-trap-card you can properly decimate her in a way that hopefully crushes her very soul.

Site Re-Design and Launch Complete!

Well after months and months of work I finally launched a brand new Bushwick Dream site this afternoon.  Its been a long time coming since the site first started and I’m glad its finally over with so that I can go back into maintenance mode, but damn was it a fun run to make the new features work and iron out all the bugs.  For anybody interested you can visit the new and improved site here.

Ewww

So I’m sitting in Burger King waiting for them to start serving lunch and aimlessly surfing the internet when I see a man and woman come out of the same bathroom with conspiratorial smiles on their faces and walk right past an impromptu meeting of BK employees.  Sadly it took me a good 5 seconds to realize just what they had been up to, then a few seconds later the disgust caught up with me.  I’ve seen the inside of those bathrooms several times and I can’t imagine attempting to bang one out in there.  What the hell is wrong with people, are their private sex lives so damn boring that now they have to go out into public and screw in places where they really shouldn’t in order to get a cheap thrill?  Maybe instead of going into IT I should have gotten some kind of degree in the psy-whatever field and did counseling for these screwed up individuals who feel the need to shag in public bathrooms.

A calendar in less than 50 lines of php

It ain’t pretty by a long stretch, but the fact that it can fit into less than 50 lines of code and could be easily converted to a function for use in existing projects makes me a very happy camper, hopefully it will make it into the TheBushwickDream in the near future.